I’ve never done one of these Linky things before, but hey, there’s always a first. So when prompted to consider what being a woman has taught me, I came up with the following. Naturally, fannies came into it quite a bit. 1. It takes nine months to grow a baby, and nine months to lose the weight afterwards. Bollocks. You … [Read more...]
Another baby?
19/06/2012 By 8 Comments
‘Do you really, really, with all your heart, really, really want another baby?’ asks Unhusband. For a nanosecond I pause – mainly to draw breath. But Unhusband seizes the opportunity. ‘See, you had to think about it,’ he says. ‘That means you don’t.’ ‘Yes, I do,’ I protest. But Unhusband is already … [Read more...]
Old MacDonald meets One Born Every Minute
22/02/2012 By Leave a Comment
J proudly informed me this week was insect day. ‘Do you mean Inset day?’ I asked. J didn’t have a clue, he only cared that he had a day off school. Seeing as we’d spent the entire half term holed up with the best part of a pharmacy and CBeebies, I thought I’d make up for it by taking him and D to a kids’ farm for … [Read more...]
